Ideas i need to patent


   IDEA # 1….We have natural grain cereals, whole grain  cereals….. I wanna market wood grain cereal . It will be cheap to produce…just sweep up sawdust from a woodshop floor, add a buttload of sugar and pour several colors of watered down acrylic paint on it….the kids will love it!  And since it’s got the word grain in it old people will eat it thinking it will make them poop…sure they might shit multicolored building blocks…but hey…the kids win again!


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