You smell like ass

You smell like ass

  I hear this all the time. But I need some clarification. Exactly what kind of ass do I smell like? A long-eared, slow, patient, sure-footed domesticated mammal, Equus asinus, related to the horse, used chiefly as a beast of burden ? Or are you referring to the buttocks,rectum,butt,badonkadonk,booty,bum,fanny,keister,pooper pressed ham,trunk,tucus,toosh,whoopie cakes,arse,rump,or gluteus maximus?

  And if it’s the latter then specifically whose ass does my aroma remind you of ?  I mean are we talkin Milla Jovovich’s ass,  or Rosie O’Donnell’s ass? Because I am quite sure one of these smell like fresh lavender and rainbows and the other smells like a pile of  week old chicken guts rotting in the sun….just sayin…..


3 responses »

  1. Those are the most creative expressions for the tail end that I have ever read, lol.
    Let’s hope you smell like Milla Jovovich’s ass. 🙂

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